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For some time, yourwishmistress has adored this fun tune.
Thank God for the internet and
which has given me the opportunity to find just the right spot for you to hear it.
This page plays the original recording with the words to follow along with.
click the kilt to watch and listen to ' The Scotsman '
Don' t forget to turn up your speakers !
An Honest Mistake ?

A class of students at an elementary school
wanted to make a planter for each student to take home.
It had to be a plant that was easy to take care of so it was decided they would plant cactus.

The students planted the cactus seeds in the planters and they grew nicely
but unfortunately the students were not allowed to take them home.

The cactus plants were replaced by small ivy plants before
the children were allowed to take them home.

Click the cactus to see why they couldn't keep the originals.

Some pretty bizarre sayings are floating around
the net these days. Most of them end up on
bumper stickers, t-shirts, caps, etc.

Check out this selection of t-shirt slogans
from email forwards. Prepare to be offended.

T-Shirt Slogans

Do you think you can really tell

when a banana goes bad ?

Betcha can't...

btw, this is not for the kiddies.

When a Banana Goes Bad

Ever wonder how often you get your
picture taken without knowing about it?

This guy knows about it,
but still can't seem to get that smile just right
Check out...You Just Can't Fix Stupid.

Some things really are just too
unbelievable to contemplate.

Check out these

Click on the goofy face below.

Like Puns?
Click on the mask below and
be prepared to groan.

The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is:
.75 seconds or 1 car length for every 10mph.

Test your average reaction time.  
Be careful this can be addictive! You will be surprised at how slow you really are.

Link will open in a new window. Have fun !

Reaction Test
Like Stephen Wright ?
He has an awesome dry humor.
If you've never heard him, you're in for a treat.
Click on the Question Mark to read on.

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