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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.
Two silk worms
had a race.
They ended up in a tie.
Don't join dangerous cults:

Practice safe sects!
She was only a whisky maker,

but he loved her still.
It's not that
the man did
not know how
to juggle,
he just didn't
have the balls
to do it.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A hole has been
found in the nudist
camp wall.

The police are
looking into it.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder
and got a little behind in his work.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.

Then it hit me
The man who survived

mustard gas and pepper spray

is now  a

seasoned veteran.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
A rubber band pistol
was confiscated from algebra class
because it was a
weapon of math disruption.
When cannibals
ate a missionary,
they got a taste
of religion.

 ?       ?
No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationery.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack
in the hallway.
One hat said to the other,
'  You stay here, I'll go on a head. '
In democracy it's your vote that counts.
         In feudalism it's your count that votes.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.

When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said,

'  No change yet. '
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
A sign on the lawn
at a drug rehab center
'Keep off the Grass.'
Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.
I thought I saw an eye doctor
on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
The short fortune-teller
who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
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