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God said, 'Adam, I want you to do something for Me.'
Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?'
God said, 'Go down into that valley.'
Adam said, 'What's a valley?' God explained it to him.

Then God said, 'Cross the river.'
Adam said, 'What's a River?'
God explained that to him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill....'
Adam said, 'What is a hill?' So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, 'On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.'
Adam said, 'What's a cave?'
After God explained, He said, 'In the cave you will find a woman.'
Adam said, 'What's a Woman?' So God explained That to him, too.

Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce.'
Adam said, 'How do I do that?'
God first said (under His breath), 'Geez.....'
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the
cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.
God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, 'What is it now?'

And Adam said.... 'What's a headache?'
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Sometimes we don't stop to think about the
potential outcome of our actions or what others
may be going through in their daily lives.

Click on the cop to read about
' The Ticket '
 

How do priests behave while on vacation?
Do they dress the same?  Act the same?
Hmmm...
click on the priest to find out.

They say that kids say the darndest things.
Click on the Kinkade painting to see if you agree.
What would you do if you found a
$20 bill on the ground?
What if it was crumpled and dirty?
Click the money
 
Have you seen this awesome
drawing of our Lord?
This artist, Joe Castillo,
has incorporated the story of
Christ in a single picture.
Keep looking at the picture and
you'll discover scene after scene.
Truly amazing!
Click here.
 

There's nothing wrong with going into a restaurant...right?
Well, I suppose that all depends on who you are and what you're doing.
We're all a little nosey sometimes.
See what the consequences are of being too nosey by clicking on the fig leaf.
 
 

Would you give up your seat for a stranger?
How about 'your' pew?
See what happens when you 'reserve your space'.
Click on the praying hands to read more.

All women are beautiful, it's true.
But Christian woman may have an advantage.
 
 
How accurate is God's work?
Click on the praying man to find out.
While you're there, read what some feel
is the ' best poem in the world '.
 

       Some things are just not meant to be.

          Follow this un'convent'ional tale.


        

          Click on the donkey.
 If you can't
find it on
ebay
...it probably
doesn't exist!
 
 

Church bulletins are pretty handy items.
They keep us informed of what's going on
in our 'parish neck of the woods'.
But what happens when a 'typo' occurs?

Hmm...click on the scroll to find out.
Who does a soldier turn to in times
of extreme distress and need?
Click on the spider web to find out.
 
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