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Welcome

Ladies !


You are

all

STARS

here !
 
BE

VERY

AFRAID

BE

AFRAID
 

Ah...husbands!
As women, we have to put up with an awful lot, eh?

How do fights start in
YOUR house?
 

' Oh...Christo !
I think I love you ! '





to see who Christo is,
and how long
the love affair will last.
Click on
the hearts
 
WORDS

A husband read an articleto his wife
about how many words women use a day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied,
' The reason has to be because
we have to repeat everything to men.'

The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
' What ? '
_
 
 

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him
at
5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (
and LOSE ) ,
he wrote on a piece of paper,

'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'
He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said,
 ' It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
~~~
 

Ok, ladies:

The following page is not for the weak,
or the faint of heart.

YourWishMistress cannot be held
responsible for any health issues
which may arise from the viewing of it
,

....so enter with caution!
click on the little devilette to view.
 

Words for Women to Live By :)

Take life with a pinch of salt...
A wedge of lime and a shot of Tequila!






click on the Margarita to read the rest
 

We've all heard them.
Blonde or not, we have mixed feelings when it comes to
"
Blonde Jokes "
.

The truth is, these can be just as funny if you put someone
else in place of the blonde.

Like a man.

Or a Liberal.

Whatever the case, you gotta agree, we've all laughed at some.

So take a look and "
Lighten up ". --yourwishmistress
CLICK ON THE BLONDE
TO ENTER
"  BLONDE FORWARDS  "
 
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When you have to visit a public bathroom,
you usually find a line of women,
so you smile politely and take your place.

Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors.
Every stall is occupied.

Read more on... THE PUBLIC RESTROOM


Click on the sign...                         
~~~~~
 

Check out the
Maxine Forwards page.
Just click on the picture of
Maxine below.

' I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

'What type of bra?'
asked the clerk.


Hmm...
now what size do you suppose he needs?







click on the bra to find out
 

Some women seem

to have the best luck

at finding just what

they need.




Some don't.            
Click on the mirror                    

Whatever you give a woman,
she will make greater."

If you give her sperm,
she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house,
she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries,
she'll give you a meal.

If  you give her a smile,
she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges
what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap...
Be ready to receive a ton of shit.
~~~
 

Sometimes the real meaning
can get lost in the message.





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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused,
'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers,
'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo- much cheaper.

So... I figure if I have to roll my own so does she.

( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )
MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar
dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,

' It is essential that husbands and wives
know each other's likes and dislikes.'

He addressed the man,
' Can you name your wife's favorite flower? '
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and
whispered,

'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
 

Punctuation

An English professor wrote the words :

" A woman without her man is nothing "

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

Are you ready for this...........? All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful.
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