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Subject: Words for Women to Live By :)

1. Aspire to be Barbie -
            the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits -
            buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt -
            a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? -
            cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet -
            I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.

6. When life gets you down -
            just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that -
            there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world -
            but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation -
            I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot -
            it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.    

11. When life gives you lemons -
            turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good-looking, sweet, single or married man -
            there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up -
            only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has tires or testicles -
            it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right -
            she has a daughter (or son) who thinks she's wrong.

' Good friends are like stars - You don't always see them, but you know they are always there '

' Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today '.

Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover,
or just suffering from life, that might need a reason to smile !
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