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Subject: Words for Women to Live By :)
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1. Aspire to be Barbie -
the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits -
buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt -
a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? -
cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet -
I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.
6. When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that -
there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world -
but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation -
I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot -
it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons -
turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good-looking, sweet, single or married man -
there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up -
only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has tires or testicles -
it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right -
she has a daughter (or son) who thinks she's wrong.
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' Good friends are like stars - You don't always see them, but you know they are always there '
' Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today '.
Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover,
or just suffering from life, that might need a reason to smile !
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