An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids
that allowed him to hear at 100%.

He went back in a month to the doctor who said,
Your hearing is perfect.
Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'

The gentleman replied,
'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.  
I just sit around and listen to the conversations.
I've changed my will three times!'



Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

Later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days after that, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied,
' Just doing what you said, Doc: ' Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' ''

The doctor said,
'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'


A man was telling his neighbor,

I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'

answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'

'Twelve thirty.'


Three old guys are out walking.

First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'

Second one says,
'No, it's Thursday!'

Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'


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