HEARING AID

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids
that allowed him to hear at 100%.

He went back in a month to the doctor who said,
'
Your hearing is perfect.
Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'

The gentleman replied,
'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.  
I just sit around and listen to the conversations.
I've changed my will three times!'


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MORRIS

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

Later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days after that, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied,
' Just doing what you said, Doc: ' Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' ''

The doctor said,
'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

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A man was telling his neighbor,

'
I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'

'Really,'
answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'

'Twelve thirty.'

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Three old guys are out walking.

First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'

Second one says,
'No, it's Thursday!'

Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'

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