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HEARING AID
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids
that allowed him to hear at 100%.
He went back in a month to the doctor who said,
'Your hearing is perfect.
Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied,
'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations.
I've changed my will three times!'
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MORRIS
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
Later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days after that, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied,
' Just doing what you said, Doc: ' Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' ''
The doctor said,
'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
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A man was telling his neighbor,
'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty.'
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'
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