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Jerry and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.

he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.

After a lot of teasing and name calling, Jerry headed home frustrated.

The following week when his buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp,
they were shocked to see Jerry.

He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out,
fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"  How did you talk your missus into letting you go?  "

"  I didn't have to,"   he replied.
"  Last week when I left our meeting,
I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.
Then the ol ' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
'  Surprise '."

"  When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful
see-through negligee and she said ...
'  Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want '

"  SO HERE I AM!  "

***After a stunt like that, you'd better make it up to her. ***

What better way than with some fun in the sun.
And at a great bargain, to boot!

-- your wishmistress

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