As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
' Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
Please be careful! '
' Heck,' said Herman, ' It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them! '
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
' So I hear you're getting married? '
' Yep! '
' Do I know her? '
' Nope! '
' This woman, is she good looking? '
' Not really.'
' Is she a good cook? '
' Naw, she can't cook too well.'
' Does she have lots of money? '
' Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
' Well, then, is she good in bed? '
' I don't know.'
' Why in the world do you want to marry her then? '
' Because she can still drive! '