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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

'
Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
Please be careful!
'

'
Heck,' said Herman, ' It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them! '

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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:

' So I hear you're getting married? '

' Yep! '

' Do I know her? '

' Nope! '

' This woman, is she good looking? '

' Not really.'

' Is she a good cook? '

' Naw, she can't cook too well.'

' Does she have lots of money? '

' Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'

' Well, then, is she good in bed? '

' I don't know.'

' Why in the world do you want to marry her then? '

' Because she can still drive! '

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