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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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Two silk worms
had a race.
They ended up in a tie.
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Don't join dangerous cults:
Practice safe sects!
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She was only a whisky maker,
but he loved her still.
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It's not that
the man did
not know how
to juggle,
he just didn't
have the balls
to do it.
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A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
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A hole has been
found in the nudist
camp wall.
The police are
looking into it.
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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Abackwardpoetwritesinverse.
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The butcher backed into the meat grinder
and got a little behind in his work.
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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The man who survived
mustard gas and pepper spray
is now a
seasoned veteran.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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A rubber band pistol
was confiscated from algebra class
because it was a
weapon of math disruption.
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When cannibals
ate a missionary,
they got a taste
of religion.
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No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationery.
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Two hats were hanging on a hat rack
in the hallway.
One hat said to the other,
' You stay here, I'll go on a head. '
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In democracy it's your vote that counts.
In feudalism it's your count that votes.
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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said,
' No change yet. '
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
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A sign on the lawn
at a drug rehab center
said:
'Keep off the Grass.'
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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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I thought I saw an eye doctor
on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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The short fortune-teller
who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
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