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THE PATCH
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The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues
and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
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When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
This cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
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Here's the patch.
Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
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It also works at the DMV and the laundromat.
However, do not try to use it at McDonalds.
The entire crew will leave and you will never get your order.
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Got Some Military Tips to Share?
Send them to yourwishmistress@iwishtheywould.net
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Whether you're looking for patches or ointments for scratches,
You can probably find it at Amazon.com
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Simply type what you want into the search bar, then click GO
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