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The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues

and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

This cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch.

Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at the DMV and the laundromat.

However, do not try to use it at McDonalds.

The entire crew will leave and you will never get your order.

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