A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales.
So he put up a sign that read,
' Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said,
" You were close. The number was 7, sorry... No sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba,
pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said,
" Sorry, it was 3. You were close but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy,
" I think that game is rigged and he don't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied,
" Nope it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."
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