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A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales.

So he put up a sign that read,

' Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.  

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.  

The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said,

"  You were close. The number was 7, sorry... No sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba,

pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.  

The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number.

The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said,

"  Sorry, it was 3. You were close but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy,

"  I think that game is rigged and he don't really give away free sex."

Bubba replied,

"  Nope it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."

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