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EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH


A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida
and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.

The Manager says,
'  Do you have any sales experience? '

The kid says, '  Yeah.  I was a salesman back in Minnesota. '

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.
'  You start tomorrow.  I'll come down after we close and see how you did. '

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down.
'  How many customers bought something from you today? '

The kid says, '  One. '

The boss says,
'  Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.
How much was the sale for?  '

The kid says, ‘  $101,237.65. '

The boss says, ‘  $101,237.65?  What the heck did you sell?  '

The kid says, '  First, I sold him a small fish hook.

Then I sold him a medium fishhook.

Then I sold him a larger fishhook.

Then I sold him a new fishing rod.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down the coast,

so I told him he was going to need a boat,

so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn’ t think his Honda Civic would pull it,

so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'

The boss said
' A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK? '

The kid said
'  No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife,
and I said,
'  Dude, your weekend’s shot, you should go fishing  '
 

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