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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"  Not a chance, "   says the husband, "  It is 3:00 in the morning! "
He slams the door and returns to bed.

"  Who was that? "   asked his wife.

"  Just some drunken guy asking for a push,"   he answers.

"  Did you help him? "   she asks.

"  No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!  "

"  Well, you have a short memory, "
  says his wife.
"  Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down,
and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! "

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark,
"  Hello, are you still there? "

"  Yes,"
  comes back the answer.

"  Do you still need a push? "   calls out the husband.

"  Yes, please! "   comes the reply from the dark.

"  Where are you? "   asks the husband.

"  Over here on the swing,"   replied the drunk.

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